Â The question is, how are these party Goers getting in?
Â Lead investigative Reporter for the Daily Uranus, Kim Huffman, Â turned to local business owners for answers. According to some sources, Uranus has a â€œback doorâ€. This small piece of information leads officials to the next question, how do these party animals find the back door to Uranus?
Â The answer, it seems, is a well-known â€œsecretâ€ among the citizens of Uranus.
Â After several hours combing the area of Uranus, investigators learned that for the most part â€œparty poopersâ€ in Uranus were unwelcome.
Â Authorities also learned from an anonymous tip,details about an underground railroad called the Head Out Lower Exit, more commonly referred to as the HOLE.
Â Upon visiting this so called HOLE, investigators discovered a poorly maintained road with more potholes than in all of Uranus combined.
Â Deputy Mayor Brian Muench informed the authorities that before Uranus was popular, this wasnâ€™t even a road, it was what locals called â€œMud Slick Alleyâ€. It was a popular location for tractor pulls, where those people who are blessed with â€œmonster machinesâ€ could tear things up in Uranus.
Â Â Now many years later it seems the locals have been using this as a way to sneak in large groups who just want to have a good time in Uranus.
Â Further investigations found that the recent heavy traffic Uranus has been getting through the HOLE has caused severe erosion to the terrain. The presence of huge mud holes indicate that a heavy rain could completely wash out Uranus.
Â Long time Mayor of Uranus, Louie Keen, has scheduled a meeting to determine whether extending a welcome invitation to these party goers into Uranus would stop the abusive use of the old â€œpulling groundsâ€ or Â if continued unwelcome incursions into Uranus would place the city in an awkward position.
Â Â â€œJust let them come and fill Uranus with all the business they want. So what if they want to party and have a good time? To me the most important thing is having fun in Uranus,â€ said resident Kraig Koger.
A new documentary called â€œInto the Glory Hole, Â How Steven Leonard penetrated Uranusâ€ – by award winning local director Allen Dale Shortell is expected to release soon. Â Allenâ€™s film covers the dirty parts of Uranus that aren’t normally seen by the public. Â Allen was overheard saying â€œ I have spent a lot of time in Uranus, sometimes I get deep undercover and try to probe the darker side of what, on the outside, appears to just be a normal place.
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