Uranus Blog

Thank a Veteran

09

Nov

On Saturday (Veterans Day) from 4pm-9pm Mayor Big Louie will buy veterans a drink or shot off of our special drink menu!! The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude. We Thank You Check out ore info!  

Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus

16

Oct

Look At That Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus!! We are pleased to share with you the new article that is out on Uranus!! Uranus is Expanding! The St. Louis Post Dispatch just wrote an article about Uranus and everyone here is really excited! Come on out and see why Uranus is rapidly becoming the #1 Tourist […]

Thank You For Your Support

11

Aug

Uranus is #WINNING With 63,000 votes cast, Uranus Missouri on Historic Route 66 was voted the #1 Tourist Stop in Pulaski County. Only open for a couple of years, we are also one of the top stops on Route 66 in Missouri (for sure in the top 3) This was only made possible by the […]

Axehole Press Release

13

Jul

The Uranus Axehole Press Release

Jim Shanahan Class

10

Jul

  Mission Outpost presents: CCW Class with Jim Shanahan Reserve your spot today for Mission Outpost Outdoor Outfitters Conceal Carry Class with Jim Shanahan from *Advanced Performance Shooting* Class held: July 16th 8am-5pm

Memorial Day

29

May

  Celebrate Memorial Day In Uranus! Happy #Memorial Day! Here’s how you can celebrate the holiday in Uranus! Have some FUN and Eat Great Food!

RUSSIANS HACK URANUS!

28

May

RUSSIANS HACK URANUS! HACKERS PROBE URANUS RELENTLESSLY! Uranus News Report– The Uranus Intelligence and Security Agency has issued a statement today that Russian Hackers had infiltrated the Mayor’s personal Email account and was holding the account for ransom. The head of the UISA, Mike Shepard, stated that ” The Russians have found a back-door into […]

Shots in Uranus

24

May

We are now selling and shipping URANUS SHOT GLASSES-SET OF 4 here in Uranus! Novelty Shot Glasses are a fun way to serve up any shot or shooter! Everyone has had a shot from a standard plain jane shot glass. Why not mix it up and make things more interesting with Uranus Shot Glasses? Always […]

Donation Drive

01

May

Donation Drive and Free Taco Bar for Rescue Crew of the Flood Emergency in Pulaski County Chicken Bones will be Open TONIGHT! We are Collecting >>>>Nonperishable Food Items, Clothing, Baby Food, Diapers and Canned Goods To Help Missouri Flood Victims. Please bring all your donations into Chicken Bones. Free Taco Bar (includes free coffee and/or […]

Power Ball Prize

20

Feb

Share in the $403MILLION Power Ball Prize and Tacos TOO! Read Below How to WIN a Share! Like and Share our Facebook Post HERE to be entered to share in the potential winnings. If we win the $403,000,000 , we will share the proceeds with everyone who PUBLICLY Shared Our Post as of 8pm CST […]

WINTER DRIVING TIPS

15

Jan

Winter weather is upon us, and as usual the forecast is for weather so cold that it could freeze Uranus off the map. As you probably didn’t know, Uranus is located in such a locale that it receives the tail end of many winter storms, and as we all know, they can have a real […]

Uranus Bathroom Reader

27

Sep

The Uranus Bathroom Reader Volume 1 Edition 1 4th Quarter 2016   We have just mailed out 32,000 copies of this 8 page newspaper to every home and business in Pulaski County, including the Fort, plus most of Rolla, Mo Add to that, we are placing 3000 more copies in local businesses, Hotels, etc On […]