Uranus Blog

Look Who’s Famous in Uranus!

07

Sep

  All kinds of visitors enter Uranus throughout the year and we love to see and hear from you. This group traveled all the way down from Kansas City just to see us! How cool is that? Dave McDaniel told us that his group doesn’t really have a name, but they all either work for […]

Pallet Wood Signs

05

Sep

Looking for stuff in Uranus? We do have some very cool stuff around here. One of the latest editions to the outdoor store is a line of fun decor. Mission Outpost Outfitters, soon to become Fort Uranus, has added Highland Woodcrafters Pallet Wood Signs to the things available in the store. The signs are handcrafted […]

Workin’ in Uranus: Jo’Corey Brown

03

Sep

  Name: Jo’Corey Brown How long have you been working in Uranus? One month Position? Crew Member at the Moonicorn Ice Creamery and Funnel Cakery What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? I love meeting new people and I love working with a crew. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? It’s […]

7 Hidden Gems

31

Aug

Find The 7 Hidden Gems in Uranus! There are so many fun things to find in Uranus, it’s hard to describe them all, however there are seven hidden gems that the observant visitor could be lucky enough to discover. Some of the gems in Uranus are huge, some are tucked out of the way, and […]

Look Who’s Famous in Uranus!

30

Aug

Diana Becker, from Indiana, stopped in Uranus with her husband and a friend. We’re so glad she decided to tell us her story! She said, “This is my husband, Dan and our friend Justin. We were just driving to home to Indiana from Branson and had to stop. We love the place, it’s one of […]

Want to be famous?

28

Aug

Do you want to be famous in Uranus? We love visitors stopping in Uranus and they tell us some great stories about who they are and where they’re from. There have been people from all over the world in Uranus. Uranus has hosted people from Scotland, Ireland, Russia, Africa, Japan, and all points in between, […]

Fresh from Uranus to your table

28

Aug

Fall has arrived in Uranus! Uranus Farms has been harvesting, canning, and packaging fresh stuff from Uranus for your table during the harvest season. Mayor Louie says, “Nobody has better stuff, really, the best preserves come from Uranus.” Uranus Farmsprovides Uranus with farm-fresh preserves, butters, syrups, jellies, and items you can only find in Uranus.

Labor Day Weekend Activites

27

Aug

  We’re having so much fun in Uranus this Labor Day weekend, you won’t want to miss it. All the residents of Uranus have something for you to do, try, or see. Labor Day traditionally marks the official end of summer, but we’re keeping summer going with plenty of things to do. Chicken Bones Party […]

Workin’ in Uranus: Austin Williams

27

Aug

Name: Austin Williams How long have you been working in Uranus? Two months Position? Game Master and Legend at Escape Uranus What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? The people you get to meet. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? It’s fun and a very positive environment. What do you do […]

Workin’ in Uranus: Kimberly Tafoya

16

Aug

Name: Kimberly Tafoya How long have you been working in Uranus? Three months or so. Position: Fudge Packer What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? Welcoming everyone to Uranus, laughing, and cracking jokes. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? Our fudge is better than anywhere else’s and we crack jokes with […]

Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever

04

Aug

New Pollution Legislation Has Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever URANUS, MO – In an ongoing battle with the local Fudge Packing Union in Uranus, Deputy Mayor Brian Muench said Wednesday he is taking a stand against the Union’s dumping habits in Uranus. “It isn’t fair to our citizens and we all need to join together and really […]

Cyborg vs Holms Fight

29

Dec

UFC 219 Cyborg vs Holms Fight Shown at Chicken Bones! Cris Cyborg will defend her women’s featherweight title against former bantamweight champion Holly Holm. In the co-main event, Khabib Nurmagomedov will make his eagerly-awaited return, taking on Edson Barboza in a fight that could decide the next title challenger (whether it be against McGregor or […]