Uranus Examiner

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The Uranus Examiner is planning
its first publication in
late October 2018

P | 573-337-2646

E | news@UranusMissouri.com

What's the big stink about?!

News outlets across the nation have been quick to pick up the story from Uranus. The Uranus Examiner’s office has been flooded with requests for subscriptions from all over the world. Who would have thought that a short announcement in a small-town Chamber of Commerce meeting would spread as quickly as it has?

This newspaper will be providing local, community, and sports news, as well as a little fun.

When will the first issue be available?

We are planning to launch the newspaper by the end of October 2018!

How can I subscribe if I don't live in the Uranus area?

We have thought of that! Shop now to see subscription options!

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